We all have special abilities

Didn't know that all these while we all have these super abilities, that we took for granted.. including and not limited to..

1) ability to send more than 160 characters sms

2) ability to have sms saved to 'sent' and not just vanished..

3) ability to send sms to multiple users at the same time, not one by one, manually pressing after each sms is successfully sent..

4) ability to search for a contact's name by typing the name out, not just the first letter..

5) ability to type symbols without choosing 'menu->insert symbol' everytime..

6) ability to jump to the next line by pressing 'down' key, not just pressing 'right' key all the way to the end of the line to go to the next line..

7) ability to take photos and store in 'memory card', take video etc

8) ability to guide the road (GPS)

9) ability to type sms very fast (this ancient phone can't even catch up my typing speed... it looks like going to hang if i type fast)

10) ability to listen to music

11) ability to look up the dictionary for words I don't understand

12) ability to take notes and save for later reminder

13) ability to kill a dog by using it as Shuriken.. eh wait, I still hold this power XD

and Yes, my abilities were taken away because my phone is under repair and now I'm using the ancient phone without any fancy stuff. Lol.

Onion and Christmas tree

Saw this some time ago but suddenly remember and decided to google it.. have a laugh :)

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated the wife and daughter. So the daughter said ” Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree. "

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!”

Humans are born evil

Humans are naturally evil when born. Given a pair newborn twins (I love twins), treat one of the twins better and the other will feel jealous and might cry to generate attention until he is given the same treatment. Fast forward till they are age 3, if you give one of them some toys, the other one will try to grab hold of it too either by force or attracting attention by other means.

This is the natural instinct of animals, if one's territory was invaded, it will do whatever it takes to protect it, this is called survival instinct. However in the human world this is often be judged as 'evil' because in our world it's immoral to do certain things. That's why we teach 'moral' in class.

Because we're born evil, therefore one's parents have the responsibility to guide their offspring to the way of the good. Lessons must be taught to change this human nature. Humans are special and live in organized society, we need to learn to control and suppress our lusts and desires from doing things that are morally wrong.

At the end, one chooses his own path to the bright side or... the dark side.

Spirits/Souls don't exist, human beings operate like machines (with AI), and there is no after life.

This theory post will be quite long as it involves the AI theory created by me(at least I thought so, haven't read anything like this), spirits, souls and after life.. all are related to each other. So here goes..

I'm more computer literate so its easier for me to introduce this theory using computer term "AI", if you have no idea

what is AI, you can try google it or wikipedia it :)

There's an AI software operating in each of our human brains. The effectiveness of the AI varies individual by individual, some people have more advance AI (thus smarter) and some has lousy AI system (harder to learn stuff, etc.). When someone are born, the genetics of their parents will goes into play to create the AI for the new born. Thus in this theory, your AI's strength level is already determined at the time you were born.

Twins with different personality explained:

So for twins, both of them have exactly the same AI when born. Human AI is programmed to learn new things from the environment they're in. Therefore you see twins that acts exactly the same when they were born, but have different personality when they gre

w up. The AI will learn different things given different opportunities.

So theoretically if a pair of twins live in the same environment and spend most of the time doing the same thing together (very close twins), they'll have the same exact personality (or

close to it).

People who are mentally challenged?

Their AI have flaws when created (due to unknown bugs during creation) and thus crashes all the time, sometimes the flaw actually creates geniuses. Therefore there's a saying that genius and craziness is just one line away..

Parents with nicely written AI code(smart parents), but having less smart children?

Their child has a good and effective AI, but the environment doesn't teach this AI to be smart. In other words, its the environment that doesn't let this child's AI to excel in his life. Its like a scenario of putting a self learning AI offline by itself, it won't learn much new stuff without interaction with people, but if you put it online, it can learn a lot from the world wide web.

Imagine humans are just like machines/computers, with no soul or spirits... just the AI controlling all the activities and thoughts. If you're reading this blog, means your AI is reading this blog, you're in control of this human body you're currently in because you are the AI. You're programmed to do something, or to think about something, solely based on

previous experiences. When you see a rubbish on the floor, do you pick it up or leave it? or kick it away? your action will based on your programming, your previous experiences since you're born.

My theory has a sad fact though, it means when someone died, it's just like a computer/machine was destroyed. The AI will be gone and there's nothing left. For the case of computers, if it gets repaired and rebooted, if the hard disk was not damaged and the AI is still there, new parts can be replaced with the same AI operating inside, thus it can remain conscious in the new body. However for the human case, since the brain will be dead, it's almost impossible to revive the AI back, unless in the future there's technology to transfer human AI to another brain.

Consciousness is a whole new topic of its own. A simple question like, if human memory is transferable, if your memory is copied exactly to another human brain(with another body of its own), will your consciousness transfered there too? When you open your eyes, will you be in the first body, or the newly transfered body?

If you use my AI theory, in this case, it means that there's now two exactly same AI operating at both the bodies, and there's two consciousness now. Both will think of themselves as the original and not the one 'copied'.

I also believe that there's no after life. There's no heaven/hell. You won't reborn as a new human/animal/insect again. As all new lifeforms has new AI written for them. It's like a robot with its own AI building a new robot and writing the AI for that robot, then kills itself at the end.. the new robot will then build another robot and write the AI, and the process continues.. the first AI that dies with the first robot is gone forever.

Sometimes I wonder.. if there is no life form in the whole world, in this universe. What are we doing/thinking right now? where will our consciousness be? I guess if that's the case, we won't be even thinking about this question. We're just floating somewhere out there, where time flies by indefinitely and 100000000000 years and 0.0000000001 seconds has no difference at all. Sometimes its strange to even think of it. Maybe this life that we're in, are only just our imagination? Is everything just a dream? And what is dream? If we doesn't exist, can we even dream?

Ghosts does not exist

I believed that ghost is created by the human emotion called 'fear'. Humans are generally afraid of the dark, and the fear causes them to think that something is inside the dark.. dark forces, evil spirits, ghosts, whatever they are called.

Normally on the night you watched a very scary horror movie, when you off the light you start imagining things, you're afraid that something might jump out from the dark and harm you. But if on the same night, you didn't watch the movie, your room is just a dark room and you never even thought of there's anything there.

Explanation of ghost sightings:

Most are telling the truth.. or at least they believe they really did saw a ghost, but it can be just bushes, or shadows caused by something that coincidently resembles a ghostly form. Ever tried looking at the clouds and you can easily spot some cloud that looks like something, or most commonly, a human face?

Ever wonder why ghosts sightings normally occur at night? When there's not enough light to see clearly? Rarely there are people that claims that they saw 'ghost' in broad daylight? Because in broad daylight, you can see everything clearly and you don't have the 'fear' which work together with your mind and playing tricks on your eyes.

Explanation of ghost photos:

Ghost pictures can be easily faked using some camera techniques (without using photoshop), and its even easier with photoshop. See this webpage: http://www.alexnolan.net/articles/ghostphotos.htm

Some ghost pictures are genuine and not done by tricks though, but the ghosts are normally very blur and cannot see clearly, most of these are just altered images caused by camera exposure or something else.

Don't get me wrong, I'm afraid of ghosts too, after watching a horror movie, I'll start imagining things, even though I don't believe in ghosts.. funny how my fear takes over my own belief. Lol.

Time travel paradox explained

If you don't know what time travel paradox is...

Simply put, if David has a son name George, when George grew up (25 years old now) and time travel back to a timeline before George was born, and killed David, this leads to a question... if David died, George couldn't have been born in the future and thus.. he wouldn't have time traveled back to kill David! It goes on and on... until your head explode..

This is just one of the theories I squeeze out from my head that might work.. or not.. so here goes:

Timeline is only consist of one axis.. so there's no parallel universe.. (sorry folks XD) so when someone makes a time travel back, they become an entity created on that time. In this case when George was sent back to before he was born, 25 year old George is created on that timeline and just appear there, because he's there, a new future is set and what happened in the future after this timeline is rewritten (it may resemble a little bit like what 25 year old George experienced, or it maybe not) if George didn't do anything stupid, those people that haven't interact with George (for example people living in China while George time traveled in U.S.) will have the same future after that timeline.

At this time George killed David, so David is dead, so you thought George will vanish like how Michael J Fox starts disappearing in the movie 'Back to the future'. But no, because George is somewhat created in this timeline and he's now real and exist in this point of time, killing David won't change this, and George can continue to live here happily ever after. (though I doubt it because he will go to prison). How about the course of future? of course after David's death, everything in the future was rewritten (no birth of George, friends of George will have different future) and it will be totally different from what 25 year old George has experienced.

That's why we have people with no identities, no parents, or even don't know who they are (side effects of time travel?) and where they came from. Maybe they were in fact... time travelers?

Thanks for reading.

[PS: please read the comments about this interesting guy called John Titor]

Humans are aliens

There's a theory that I read some where on the net that says that humans are actually invaders of planet earth. Ever thought about why we are vastly different from other species? Others don't think like we do, they generally just operates base on their survival instincts and they never try to do much beyond that (such as conquering the world etc.) Maybe we humans are thrown here in this planet for some experiment/unknown reason or maybe we're sent out of space for some mission and accidentally stranded here on earth.

The thought of us being thrown here on earth and then we start to conquer this planet is quite cool. Maybe the UFOs watching us are the same kind as us, just that we're thrown here on this planet to start over while they continue to develop their advance technology from afar.

Jesus and Moses were both sent here to help/guide us and they possess advance technological gadgets such as the ones they use to do miracles a.k.a. split the ocean into two, revive the dead, escape death/fake death, etc.

Sometimes I feel guilty as a human, see how we're destroying earth day by day by cutting off trees and ruining the natural balance in earth. Without us here, earth will be a much beautiful and peaceful place to live in. You don't see other animals throwing nuclear warheads to one another do you?

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Hi, this blog is created to share some of the random theories that I agree to/came out during the course of my life. They are in no way proven to be true, well they are just... theories. You are free to discuss/give comments in this blog but flames are not encouraged, though we cannot avoid them.. this blog is suppose to be thought provoking, at least it is meant to be when it is created. Last but not least.. thanks for reading!